Ah, the Pina Colada – a classic cocktail that conjures images of sandy beaches and swaying palm trees. But today, dear reader, we’re not just talking about the drink; we’re diving into the absurdity of the song “Escape” by Rupert Holmes.
The Story:
Let’s face it: “Escape” is a relic of a bygone era, a time when personal ads were the norm and clandestine meetings were arranged through the classifieds. But in today’s world of swiping left and right, the premise of the song feels downright ludicrous. I mean, who would actually respond to a personal ad looking for someone to share a love of Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain? And don’t even get me started on the couple’s realization that they were trying to cheat on each other with each other. It’s enough to make you shake your head in disbelief.
But despite its outdated premise, there’s something undeniably charming about “Escape.” Maybe it’s the catchy melody or the tongue-in-cheek lyrics, but whatever it is, this song has managed to endure the test of time. So while we may laugh at its absurdity, let’s also raise a glass to the enduring popularity of both the Pina Colada cocktail and the song that made it famous.
The Recipe:
Now that we’ve had our laugh, let’s turn our attention to the real star of the show: the Pina Colada cocktail itself. Here’s how to whip up this tropical delight in the comfort of your own home:
Ingredients:
- 2 oz white rum
- 3 oz pineapple juice
- 1 oz coconut cream
- Pineapple wedge and maraschino cherry for garnish
- Crushed ice
Instructions:
- In a blender, combine the rum, pineapple juice, coconut cream, and a handful of crushed ice.
- Blend until smooth and creamy.
- Pour into a chilled glass and garnish with a pineapple wedge and maraschino cherry.
- Enjoy your taste of the tropics!
Most variations on the Pina Colada involve adding fruit to the mix – so go wild with whatever you like – strawberry, mango, banana seem to be popular, but you are only limited by your imagination.
Conclusion:
As we sip on our Pina Coladas and laugh about the absurdity of “Escape,” let’s not forget to appreciate the nostalgia that both the cocktail and the song evoke. Whether you’re lounging on a beach or curled up on the couch, there’s something undeniably comforting about the familiar taste of coconut and pineapple. So here’s to the Pina Colada – a timeless classic that never fails to bring a smile to our faces, no matter how ridiculous the song may be.
Remember, every pour tells a story!
